Things you’ve said but terribly out of context

[Viridian Beedrill]

"That's a snake." [hits car brakes] "THAT'S A SNAKE?!"

"Maybe commit some mild arson?"
I know this is supposed to be out of context, but I feel like I should at least clarify nothing was actually set on fire.

 

[Itsjustmudkipz]

“Hmm I got a message”
“K”
“It’s from you”
“!?”
moment of realization
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”

 

[mastermind lissi]

“My toes!!!”
“Nick and edgeworth sponges!”

 

[Skylor_Starblight]

"i hate anime why am i a harem protagonist now"

 

[Itsjustmudkipz]

“I’m too hungry to look at toilets”

 

[CyanLaser]

“she will be the one to Avenge Prof. Birch”
capitalization is exactly the same as in the original message

 

[mastermind lissi]

This was from my friend:

“No, we need a beautiful young gay man from a non-traditional family with negative three kids and half a spouse. Don’t ask how he has half a spouse.”

(Me and Mao knew better than to ask for context with this cause literally anything that comes out of that guys mouth is hilarious out of context) (and sometimes we don’t have much ourselves)

 

[Failsafe]

"i do not think i only bully"

 

[CatExe]

"I know it's wrong to kick a puppy but I think Radical Edward has it coming"
(no puppies were kicked in the writing of this message)

 

[AddyNoSketchpad]

"I hope I remember how to skate!"
"i hope i remember not to die."
"Well that escalated quickly-"

-me and my sister

 

[Itsjustmudkipz]

“Pearl, Barry, Jiffy, Damien, Cucumber, they’re. all. the. same. person.”

 

[mastermind lissi]

“Pearl, Barry, Jiffy, Damien, Cucumber, they’re. all. the. same. person.”

Oh hey the name from my playthrough is there too

 

[AddyNoSketchpad]

"It's kind of like Fear Garden except it's Awooga Garden."